Bharitya rail ki general boogie
Bhartiya rail ki general boogie pata nahi aapne bhogi ya na bhogi
Ek baar hume karni pade rail yatra,station par dekh sawariyon ki maatra
Humare pasine chutne lage aur hum wahi se ghar ki aur phutne lage
Tabhi ek coolie ne awaaj di kaha andar jaoge
Humne kaha tum pahuchauge
Kaha pahuncha to denge par rupay pure pachaas lenge
Humne kaha pachaas rupaiya,wo bole haa bhaiya
20 aapke baaki samaan ke,humne kaha samaan to hai nahi
To wo bola aap kya kisi samaan se kam kandhe pe uthana hoga aur dhgaka deke andar pahunchana hoga.
Humne kaha thik hai to phir pehle to hume uthao
Usne jai bajrang bali ka naara lagaya pehli baar uthaya to baith hi gaya
Dusri baar uthaya to lait hi gaya
Haath jod kar humse bola jajman kya kha kar hum aapko uthayenge
Aapko uthate uthate to hum duniya se uth jayenge.
Tabhi train ne siti di andar ka drashiya to aur bhi ghamasaan tha,
Pura ka pura dibba apna aap mein Hindustan tha,
Koi baitha koi khada tha aur jise jagah na mili wo seat ke niche pada tha
Humne ek ganje se kaha bhaisahaab thodi hamare liye bhi jagah banaiye
Ganje ne kaha aayea hamare sar pe baith jaayea phisl gaye to humse na kehna
Tabhi ganje ke sir pe giri paani ki garam garam boondein
Ganja chilaaya kaun hai kaun jo paani gira ke maun hai
Dikhta nahi niche tumhara baap baitha hai
Tabhi upar ki birth se awaaj aayi baap nahi bhaisahaab 6 mahine ka bacha leta hai
Kripaya kar apna muh band karle warna bache ka kya bharosa aage kya kya parose
Tabhi ek aadmi chilaaya ye bidi kisne jalayi hai
Humne kaha shukra manao dibbe mein pehli baar bijli aayi hai
Weh bola to phir pankhe kaha hai, humne kaha jaante nahi rail humaari rastriye sampatti hai,
Koi rastriya chor aaya hoga aur apne hissa le gaya aur hamara hissa hume de gaya
Aap chahe to aap bhi apna hissa le jaaye par jeb mein jo do char bulb pade hai usme se ek aadh hume bhi de jaaye
Tabhi ek aadmi chillaya pakdo pakdo chor chor mera purse maar ke le gaya ticket bhi usi mein tha
Humne kaha bhaisahaab ticket na liya to humse haath milaye par aise to na chilaaye warna aapke saath saath hum bhi pakde jaayenge.
Weh aadmi bola nahi nahi main jhuth nahi bolta main teacher hoon
Humne kaha teacher aur purse isse bada majak to humne itihaas mein nahi suna
Weh bola itihaas kya hai mera subject to bhugol(geography) hai
Piche se tabhi ek bacha bola beta tabhi to tera purse gol hai
Tabhi gaadi chalti hui najar aayi kisi na kaha ya ali kisi na kaha jai bajrang bali
Humne kaha are kaahe ki ali aur kaahe ki bali gaadi bagal waali ja rahio hai aur
Tumhe apni chalti najar aa rahi hai.
Sunday, August 30, 2009
BHARTIYA RAIL KI GENERAL BOOGIE
Bharitya rail ki general boogie
Bhartiya rail ki general boogie pata nahi aapne bhogi ya na bhogi
Ek baar hume karni pade rail yatra,station par dekh sawariyon ki maatra
Humare pasine chutne lage aur hum wahi se ghar ki aur phutne lage
Tabhi ek coolie ne awaaj di kaha andar jaoge
Humne kaha tum pahuchauge
Kaha pahuncha to denge par rupay pure pachaas lenge
Humne kaha pachaas rupaiya,wo bole haa bhaiya
20 aapke baaki samaan ke,humne kaha samaan to hai nahi
To wo bola aap kya kisi samaan se kam kandhe pe uthana hoga aur dhgaka deke andar pahunchana hoga.
Humne kaha thik hai to phir pehle to hume uthao
Usne jai bajrang bali ka naara lagaya pehli baar uthaya to baith hi gaya
Dusri baar uthaya to lait hi gaya
Haath jod kar humse bola jajman kya kha kar hum aapko uthayenge
Aapko uthate uthate to hum duniya se uth jayenge.
Tabhi train ne siti di andar ka drashiya to aur bhi ghamasaan tha,
Pura ka pura dibba apna aap mein Hindustan tha,
Koi baitha koi khada tha aur jise jagah na mili wo seat ke niche pada tha
Humne ek ganje se kaha bhaisahaab thodi hamare liye bhi jagah banaiye
Ganje ne kaha aayea hamare sar pe baith jaayea phisl gaye to humse na kehna
Tabhi ganje ke sir pe giri paani ki garam garam boondein
Ganja chilaaya kaun hai kaun jo paani gira ke maun hai
Dikhta nahi niche tumhara baap baitha hai
Tabhi upar ki birth se awaaj aayi baap nahi bhaisahaab 6 mahine ka bacha leta hai
Kripaya kar apna muh band karle warna bache ka kya bharosa aage kya kya parose
Tabhi ek aadmi chilaaya ye bidi kisne jalayi hai
Humne kaha shukra manao dibbe mein pehli baar bijli aayi hai
Weh bola to phir pankhe kaha hai, humne kaha jaante nahi rail humaari rastriye sampatti hai,
Koi rastriya chor aaya hoga aur apne hissa le gaya aur hamara hissa hume de gaya
Aap chahe to aap bhi apna hissa le jaaye par jeb mein jo do char bulb pade hai usme se ek aadh hume bhi de jaaye
Tabhi ek aadmi chillaya pakdo pakdo chor chor mera purse maar ke le gaya ticket bhi usi mein tha
Humne kaha bhaisahaab ticket na liya to humse haath milaye par aise to na chilaaye warna aapke saath saath hum bhi pakde jaayenge.
Weh aadmi bola nahi nahi main jhuth nahi bolta main teacher hoon
Humne kaha teacher aur purse isse bada majak to humne itihaas mein nahi suna
Weh bola itihaas kya hai mera subject to bhugol(geography) hai
Piche se tabhi ek bacha bola beta tabhi to tera purse gol hai
Tabhi gaadi chalti hui najar aayi kisi na kaha ya ali kisi na kaha jai bajrang bali
Humne kaha are kaahe ki ali aur kaahe ki bali gaadi bagal waali ja rahio hai aur
Tumhe apni chalti najar aa rahi hai.
Bhartiya rail ki general boogie pata nahi aapne bhogi ya na bhogi
Ek baar hume karni pade rail yatra,station par dekh sawariyon ki maatra
Humare pasine chutne lage aur hum wahi se ghar ki aur phutne lage
Tabhi ek coolie ne awaaj di kaha andar jaoge
Humne kaha tum pahuchauge
Kaha pahuncha to denge par rupay pure pachaas lenge
Humne kaha pachaas rupaiya,wo bole haa bhaiya
20 aapke baaki samaan ke,humne kaha samaan to hai nahi
To wo bola aap kya kisi samaan se kam kandhe pe uthana hoga aur dhgaka deke andar pahunchana hoga.
Humne kaha thik hai to phir pehle to hume uthao
Usne jai bajrang bali ka naara lagaya pehli baar uthaya to baith hi gaya
Dusri baar uthaya to lait hi gaya
Haath jod kar humse bola jajman kya kha kar hum aapko uthayenge
Aapko uthate uthate to hum duniya se uth jayenge.
Tabhi train ne siti di andar ka drashiya to aur bhi ghamasaan tha,
Pura ka pura dibba apna aap mein Hindustan tha,
Koi baitha koi khada tha aur jise jagah na mili wo seat ke niche pada tha
Humne ek ganje se kaha bhaisahaab thodi hamare liye bhi jagah banaiye
Ganje ne kaha aayea hamare sar pe baith jaayea phisl gaye to humse na kehna
Tabhi ganje ke sir pe giri paani ki garam garam boondein
Ganja chilaaya kaun hai kaun jo paani gira ke maun hai
Dikhta nahi niche tumhara baap baitha hai
Tabhi upar ki birth se awaaj aayi baap nahi bhaisahaab 6 mahine ka bacha leta hai
Kripaya kar apna muh band karle warna bache ka kya bharosa aage kya kya parose
Tabhi ek aadmi chilaaya ye bidi kisne jalayi hai
Humne kaha shukra manao dibbe mein pehli baar bijli aayi hai
Weh bola to phir pankhe kaha hai, humne kaha jaante nahi rail humaari rastriye sampatti hai,
Koi rastriya chor aaya hoga aur apne hissa le gaya aur hamara hissa hume de gaya
Aap chahe to aap bhi apna hissa le jaaye par jeb mein jo do char bulb pade hai usme se ek aadh hume bhi de jaaye
Tabhi ek aadmi chillaya pakdo pakdo chor chor mera purse maar ke le gaya ticket bhi usi mein tha
Humne kaha bhaisahaab ticket na liya to humse haath milaye par aise to na chilaaye warna aapke saath saath hum bhi pakde jaayenge.
Weh aadmi bola nahi nahi main jhuth nahi bolta main teacher hoon
Humne kaha teacher aur purse isse bada majak to humne itihaas mein nahi suna
Weh bola itihaas kya hai mera subject to bhugol(geography) hai
Piche se tabhi ek bacha bola beta tabhi to tera purse gol hai
Tabhi gaadi chalti hui najar aayi kisi na kaha ya ali kisi na kaha jai bajrang bali
Humne kaha are kaahe ki ali aur kaahe ki bali gaadi bagal waali ja rahio hai aur
Tumhe apni chalti najar aa rahi hai.
Saturday, August 15, 2009
GURANTEED TO GET YOU A SLAPFROM HER!
§ Love ain’t nothing’ but sex misspelled.
§ I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
§ Do you believe in love-at –first-sight or should I walk by you again?
§ Guy: Is your dad an astronaut?
Girl: no why?
Guy: because it looks like he pulled the stars right out of space and put them in your eyes.
§ If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I’d put u next to I!
§ Guy: Is your daddy a terrorist?
Girl: Why?
Guy:`cos you are da bomb’
Guy: Is your father retarded
Girl: Usual response is a puzzled `no’
Guy: Because you are special!
§ Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go please so I can talk
To your friend?
§ I bet I can kiss you on lips without touching you.
§ I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
§ Do you believe in love-at –first-sight or should I walk by you again?
§ Guy: Is your dad an astronaut?
Girl: no why?
Guy: because it looks like he pulled the stars right out of space and put them in your eyes.
§ If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I’d put u next to I!
§ Guy: Is your daddy a terrorist?
Girl: Why?
Guy:`cos you are da bomb’
Guy: Is your father retarded
Girl: Usual response is a puzzled `no’
Guy: Because you are special!
§ Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go please so I can talk
To your friend?
§ I bet I can kiss you on lips without touching you.
CORNY LINES WHICH MIGHT STILL WORK!
1. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you,I would be walking through my garden forever.
2. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
3. Guy: sorry, but you owe me a drink.
Girl: why?
Guy: because I dropped mine when I looked at you
4. My boys over there bet that I would’nt be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. want to buy some drink with their money?
5. Its not my fault I fell in love ,you’re the one who tripped me!
6. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
7. When god made you, he was probably showing off.
2. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
3. Guy: sorry, but you owe me a drink.
Girl: why?
Guy: because I dropped mine when I looked at you
4. My boys over there bet that I would’nt be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. want to buy some drink with their money?
5. Its not my fault I fell in love ,you’re the one who tripped me!
6. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
7. When god made you, he was probably showing off.
10 PICK UP LINES YOU CAN’T GO WRONG WITH!
1) Walk up and say …… excuse me you don’t know me but I think you should.
2) Can I have your picture so that I can show to santa what I want for Christmas?
3) Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a week heart.
4) The only thing your eyes didn’t tell me is your name.
5) I bet you 20 dollars you are gonna turn me down.
6) I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
7) Did the sun come out or you just smile at me?
8) If I told that you had a great,would you hold it against me.
9) You know, you might be asked to leave soon. you’re making the other woman look really bad.
10) Guy: you look just like my first wife.
Girl:how many times have you been married .
Guy: never.
2) Can I have your picture so that I can show to santa what I want for Christmas?
3) Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a week heart.
4) The only thing your eyes didn’t tell me is your name.
5) I bet you 20 dollars you are gonna turn me down.
6) I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
7) Did the sun come out or you just smile at me?
8) If I told that you had a great,would you hold it against me.
9) You know, you might be asked to leave soon. you’re making the other woman look really bad.
10) Guy: you look just like my first wife.
Girl:how many times have you been married .
Guy: never.
LITTLE GREAT THINGS IN LIFE
Ever realized these simple things that can make your day? Here are some li’l things that go a long way to make one feel glad to be alive.
1) Laughing so hard that your face hurts.
2) A hot shower.
3) No lines at the super market.
4) Getting mails.
5) Listening to your favourite song on the radio.
6) Finding the sweater you want is on sale for half the price.
7) Chocolate milkshake.
8) A long distance phone call.
9) Giggling.
10) A good conversation
11) Finding a hundred bucks in your coat form last winter.
12) Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
13) Having someone tell you that you are beautiful.
14) Laughing at an inside joke.
15) Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
16) Waking up and realizing that you still have few hours to sleep.
17) Your first kiss.
18) Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
19) Playing with a new puppy.
20) Late night talk with your roommate that keep you from sleeping.
21) Watching a good movie cuddled up on a couch with someone you love.
22) Song lyrics printed inside your new CD so you can sing along without feeling stupid.
23) Going to a really good concert.
24) Getting butterflies in your stomach everytime you see that one person.
25) Making eye contact with acute stranger.
26) Winning a really competitive game.
27) Having your friends send you homemade cookies.
28) Running into an old friend and realizing that something good or bad never change.
29) Riding the best roller-coaster over and over.
30) Hugging the person you love.
31) Watching the expression on someones face as they open a much-desired present from you.
32) Watching the sunrise.
33) Having friends you know you can cry on or talk to your deepest problems.
1) Laughing so hard that your face hurts.
2) A hot shower.
3) No lines at the super market.
4) Getting mails.
5) Listening to your favourite song on the radio.
6) Finding the sweater you want is on sale for half the price.
7) Chocolate milkshake.
8) A long distance phone call.
9) Giggling.
10) A good conversation
11) Finding a hundred bucks in your coat form last winter.
12) Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
13) Having someone tell you that you are beautiful.
14) Laughing at an inside joke.
15) Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
16) Waking up and realizing that you still have few hours to sleep.
17) Your first kiss.
18) Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
19) Playing with a new puppy.
20) Late night talk with your roommate that keep you from sleeping.
21) Watching a good movie cuddled up on a couch with someone you love.
22) Song lyrics printed inside your new CD so you can sing along without feeling stupid.
23) Going to a really good concert.
24) Getting butterflies in your stomach everytime you see that one person.
25) Making eye contact with acute stranger.
26) Winning a really competitive game.
27) Having your friends send you homemade cookies.
28) Running into an old friend and realizing that something good or bad never change.
29) Riding the best roller-coaster over and over.
30) Hugging the person you love.
31) Watching the expression on someones face as they open a much-desired present from you.
32) Watching the sunrise.
33) Having friends you know you can cry on or talk to your deepest problems.
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kaun kehta hai mulakat nahi hoti
Mulakat to roj hoti hai par baat nahi hoti
Band mutthi mein wo aansu chupaye baithe hai
Hai bahana ki mehendi lagaye baithe hai.
Mulakat to roj hoti hai par baat nahi hoti
Band mutthi mein wo aansu chupaye baithe hai
Hai bahana ki mehendi lagaye baithe hai.
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