BHARTIYA RAIL KI GENERAL BOOGIE

Bharitya rail ki general boogie
Bhartiya rail ki general boogie pata nahi aapne bhogi ya na bhogi
Ek baar hume karni pade rail yatra,station par dekh sawariyon ki maatra
Humare pasine chutne lage aur hum wahi se ghar ki aur phutne lage

Tabhi ek coolie ne awaaj di kaha andar jaoge
Humne kaha tum pahuchauge
Kaha pahuncha to denge par rupay pure pachaas lenge
Humne kaha pachaas rupaiya,wo bole haa bhaiya
20 aapke baaki samaan ke,humne kaha samaan to hai nahi
To wo bola aap kya kisi samaan se kam kandhe pe uthana hoga aur dhgaka deke andar pahunchana hoga.
Humne kaha thik hai to phir pehle to hume uthao
Usne jai bajrang bali ka naara lagaya pehli baar uthaya to baith hi gaya
Dusri baar uthaya to lait hi gaya
Haath jod kar humse bola jajman kya kha kar hum aapko uthayenge
Aapko uthate uthate to hum duniya se uth jayenge.

Tabhi train ne siti di andar ka drashiya to aur bhi ghamasaan tha,
Pura ka pura dibba apna aap mein Hindustan tha,
Koi baitha koi khada tha aur jise jagah na mili wo seat ke niche pada tha
Humne ek ganje se kaha bhaisahaab thodi hamare liye bhi jagah banaiye
Ganje ne kaha aayea hamare sar pe baith jaayea phisl gaye to humse na kehna

Tabhi ganje ke sir pe giri paani ki garam garam boondein
Ganja chilaaya kaun hai kaun jo paani gira ke maun hai
Dikhta nahi niche tumhara baap baitha hai
Tabhi upar ki birth se awaaj aayi baap nahi bhaisahaab 6 mahine ka bacha leta hai
Kripaya kar apna muh band karle warna bache ka kya bharosa aage kya kya parose
Tabhi ek aadmi chilaaya ye bidi kisne jalayi hai
Humne kaha shukra manao dibbe mein pehli baar bijli aayi hai
Weh bola to phir pankhe kaha hai, humne kaha jaante nahi rail humaari rastriye sampatti hai,
Koi rastriya chor aaya hoga aur apne hissa le gaya aur hamara hissa hume de gaya
Aap chahe to aap bhi apna hissa le jaaye par jeb mein jo do char bulb pade hai usme se ek aadh hume bhi de jaaye

Tabhi ek aadmi chillaya pakdo pakdo chor chor mera purse maar ke le gaya ticket bhi usi mein tha
Humne kaha bhaisahaab ticket na liya to humse haath milaye par aise to na chilaaye warna aapke saath saath hum bhi pakde jaayenge.
Weh aadmi bola nahi nahi main jhuth nahi bolta main teacher hoon
Humne kaha teacher aur purse isse bada majak to humne itihaas mein nahi suna
Weh bola itihaas kya hai mera subject to bhugol(geography) hai
Piche se tabhi ek bacha bola beta tabhi to tera purse gol hai

Tabhi gaadi chalti hui najar aayi kisi na kaha ya ali kisi na kaha jai bajrang bali
Humne kaha are kaahe ki ali aur kaahe ki bali gaadi bagal waali ja rahio hai aur
Tumhe apni chalti najar aa rahi hai.