§ Love ain’t nothing’ but sex misspelled.
§ I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
§ Do you believe in love-at –first-sight or should I walk by you again?
§ Guy: Is your dad an astronaut?
Girl: no why?
Guy: because it looks like he pulled the stars right out of space and put them in your eyes.
§ If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I’d put u next to I!
§ Guy: Is your daddy a terrorist?
Girl: Why?
Guy:`cos you are da bomb’
Guy: Is your father retarded
Girl: Usual response is a puzzled `no’
Guy: Because you are special!
§ Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go please so I can talk
To your friend?
§ I bet I can kiss you on lips without touching you.
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